
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
IT GOT SO BIG
(vía islashdestiel)
I’m paranoid to the point where I want to punch myself in the face…like even if people tell me they enjoy my company, invite me places, and happily start conversations with me, I will still be 700% convinced that I am a waste of their time and that they secretly hate me and are talking to me only because they feel they have to
(Fuente: raspberrying, vía joeyviii)
well at least im not a middle aged mom who talks about how blessed she is on every facebook status.
(vía k3schmidt)
(Fuente: soundgoesoff, vía bigtimerushinmypants)
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
(vía libertywalk18)
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER
literally every person on tumblr.
In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.
(Fuente: unalike, vía islashdestiel)
Carlos: Come with me.
Logan: What?
Carlos: Come with me.
Logan: Where?
Carlos: I don’t know…away!
Logan: Are you crazy?
Carlos: Probably. Do it. Come with me. Don’t think about it.
Logan: I can’t do that.
Carlos: You don’t think you can do it but you can. You can do whatever you want.
Logan: It’s not what I want.
Carlos: It is. I know you.
Logan: You don’t know me!
Carlos: Look, we’ll go to New York. We’ll work, we’ll live together, we’ll be together. It’s what I want. It’s what you want, too.
Logan: No!
Carlos: I want to be with you, but not here. Not this place, not LA. We have to start new.
Logan: There’s nothing to start!
Carlos: You’re packed. Your stuff is all in boxes. It’s perfect. You’re ready. And I’m ready. I’m ready for this. You can count on me now. I know you couldn’t count on me before, but you can now. You can.
Logan: No!
Carlos: Look, you know we’re supposed to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you two years ago, and you know it, too. I know you do.
Logan: No, no, no, no, no!
Carlos: Don’t say “no” just to make me stop talking or make me go away. Only say “no” if you really don’t want to be with me.
Logan: No!
(vía tedderryan)
whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can
(Fuente: tomlintum, vía iwanttopoopherewheneveriwant)
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
(vía honorarymarauder)